sycamore trees will never be the same

hi i'm jess and i really like the batter and professor augustine sycamore

sometimes i complain about things. if you dont wanna see that then blacklist #whining please/thank you

check my about page for more info

acousticeel:

it might be that you’re punching me in the fucking face but I’m sensing a bit of animosity here

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

princess-peachie:

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Puddings of my dreams *_*

(Source: glassperfection)

autoassembly:

Fanart project submission by Herzspalter

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

we’re going to knoebels tomorrow and honestly. i dont want to go at all :/ i dont like it that much, hershey is more fun

plus i dont like splitting up cause it gets so disorganized that way

goddamn the game grumps fan base is a shit cesspool of piss and fuck

tbh though most youtuber fanbases are

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(Source: sucymemebabaran)

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ohcorny:

drawingguitarist:

murder me

holy FUCK

twothousanddollarpurse:

xi’an north railway station